Lindsay Lohan's Never-Changing Face

Click the pic and try not to be scared.

Thieves Took Her Head, Left Cash and Earrings Behind

This is WEIRD. No photo, thankfully.

A distraught Canadian family is offering a reward for the return of their mother's head, hacked from her body in a funeral home a year ago by thieves who left cash, and her earrings behind.

Canadian newspapers reported Thursday someone broke into a funeral parlor in Longueuil, Quebec in July last year, where the body of Cecile Lemay was awaiting burial.

The thief or thieves made off with the 68-year-old's head, but left her earrings and a cash charity donation behind.

Ron Mueck Sculptures

The naked woman isn't real, obviously, or she'd be a giantess. This artist is INCREDIBLE.

Katie Holmes - Yep, STILL Preggers

She scares me. Remember this montage of photos? She looked pregnant - REALLY pregnant - in OCTOBER last year.

Well take a gasp at these...





My favorite:



As always, from PITNB.

In Less Than 1 Month...

Okay, so this girl made this bet with this guy that he couldn't get 2,000,000 unique hits on his website by April 1, 2007, and that if he could, she would agree to a threesome with him and another girl.

He started the website on March 14, 2006.

Today, April 6, 2006... He won the bet.

Incredible Little Mech Sculpture

Compare How Tall You Are To Celebrities and Cewannabes

It's a little scary that Anna Nicole and I are the same height.

I'm also the same height as Brad Pitt, Brent Spiner, Carol Alt, Charles Bronson, Claudia Shiffer, Famke Janssen, James Belushi, Johnny Carson, Kirk Douglas, Kurt Russell, Lindsay Wagner, Paul McCartney, Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen, Tony Danza, and Tyra Banks.

PS: I had NO idea Leonardo DiCaprio was 6 feet tall. I always thought he was a short guy.

The F Word

Is this NSFC? Absofuckinlutely.