Not Safe For Children
This is MoxieGrrrl's links of interest that are probably Not Safe For Children. REALLY bad stuff will be marked, so you can visit this site without fear of getting IMMEDIATELY fired.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Friday, June 05, 2009
Saturday, May 24, 2008
BEST HEADLINE TODAY
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
HAPPY EARTH DAY!
Monday, April 21, 2008
Anyone into BodMod?
No photos here, but be warned that this link has some very strange (and I am sure quite disturbing to some) photos about a lip and eyelid sewing ritual.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
The Hawaii Chair
Yes, folks, it appears a new workout machine is on the market, but I bet cash that it was seen in porn movies about 2 days after the first infomercial aired.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Friday, February 02, 2007
Read the story first!
Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the bills weren't representative of their actual usage, and no matter how they tried to conserve, the high bills continued.
Although they could see nothing wrong, they had everything checked for leaks or problems: first the water meter, then outdoor pipes, indoor pipes, underground pipes, faucets, toilets, washer, ice maker, etc. -- all to no avail.
One day Jim was sick and stayed home in bed, but kept hearing water running downstairs. He finally tore himself from his sick bed to investigate, and stumbled onto the cause of such high water bills. Apparently this was happening all day long when they were not at home. Knowing that few would believe him, he taped a segment of the 'problem' for posterity.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
CLICK THIS LINK!
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Theme Park of HORROR!
We here on the Atlantic coastline are all gonna die today, according to this guy who was psychically told that May 25, 2006, a meteor fragment will set off undersea volcanos and send a tsunami our way.
So if that happens, been nice knowing ya.
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Friday, April 28, 2006
Thieves Took Her Head, Left Cash and Earrings Behind
This is WEIRD. No photo, thankfully.
A distraught Canadian family is offering a reward for the return of their mother's head, hacked from her body in a funeral home a year ago by thieves who left cash, and her earrings behind.
Canadian newspapers reported Thursday someone broke into a funeral parlor in Longueuil, Quebec in July last year, where the body of Cecile Lemay was awaiting burial.
The thief or thieves made off with the 68-year-old's head, but left her earrings and a cash charity donation behind.
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Ron Mueck Sculptures
Friday, April 07, 2006
Katie Holmes - Yep, STILL Preggers
Thursday, April 06, 2006
In Less Than 1 Month...
Okay, so this girl made this bet with this guy that he couldn't get 2,000,000 unique hits on his website by April 1, 2007, and that if he could, she would agree to a threesome with him and another girl.
He started the website on March 14, 2006.
Today, April 6, 2006... He won the bet.
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Compare How Tall You Are To Celebrities and Cewannabes
It's a little scary that Anna Nicole and I are the same height.
I'm also the same height as Brad Pitt, Brent Spiner, Carol Alt, Charles Bronson, Claudia Shiffer, Famke Janssen, James Belushi, Johnny Carson, Kirk Douglas, Kurt Russell, Lindsay Wagner, Paul McCartney, Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen, Tony Danza, and Tyra Banks.
PS: I had NO idea Leonardo DiCaprio was 6 feet tall. I always thought he was a short guy.
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Thursday, March 23, 2006
OH. MY. GOD. KILL. ME. NOW.
DEDICATION HONORS NUDE BRITNEY SPEARS GIVING BIRTH
Pop-Star’s Pregnancy Idealized In Brooklyn ‘Monument to Pro-Life’
BROOKLYN (March 22, 2006) --- A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a ‘first’ for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the “ideal” model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.
Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears’ baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. “A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision,” said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla. The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee.
“Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head.
The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva’s pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear’s ears with ‘water-retentive’ hands.
“Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the ‘right choice’,” said artist Daniel Edwards, recipient of a 2005 Bartlebooth award from London’s The Art Newspaper. “She was number one with Google last year, with good reason --- people are inspired by the beauty of a pregnant woman,” said Edwards.
Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video. The artist admits to using references that include the wax figure of a pole-dancing Britney at Las Vegas’ Madame Tussauds and ‘Britney wigs’ characterizing various hairstyles of the pop-princess from a Los Angeles hairstylist. And according to gallery co-director, David Kesting, the artist studied a bearskin rug from Canada “to convey the commemoration of the traditional bearskin rug baby picture.
An appropriate location for permanent installation of “Monument to Pro-Life” by Mother’s Day is being sought by the gallery.
“Monument to Pro-Life” is on view April 7th thru 23rd with a reception for the dedication April 7th from 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm at Capla Kesting Fine Art, 121 Roebling St., Brooklyn, NY. Gallery hours are 1:00 – 6:00 pm Thursday thru Sunday, or by appointment. The gallery can be reached at www.caplakesting.com or by phone at 646-932-5687.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Sunday, March 19, 2006
BEST BLONDE JOKE EVA!
I am STILL cracking up!
It's so damn funny! CHECK IT OUT. (Totally SFC)
Friday, March 17, 2006
Skydive Record Achieved
Click the picture for the fullsize, here's the link to the article.
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
The Lobster... HAS FUR?
This photo released Tuesday March 7, 2006 by the IFREMER (French Research Institute for Exploitation of the Sea) shows a new crustacean, called 'Kiwi hirsuta'. The eyeless shellfish, about 15cm long was discovered in March 2005 during a diving mission led by American researcher Robert Vrijenhoek, of the MBARI Institut, Cal., in hydrothermal vents of the Pacific Antartic Ridge, south of Easter Island. (AP Photo/A Fifis; IFREMER)
Saturday, March 04, 2006
NSFC - This is FUNNY
This company makes sports bras - an honorable profession, but it seems that this company is banking on the internet to make their name well known. It's already worked, too, because I showed my friend and she bought a piece. Anywho, choose the level of activity and the size of the boobage, and get ready to see the results.
THIS IS RETARDED
Monday, February 27, 2006
Sunday, February 26, 2006
I AM IMPRESSED
Long Hair Photos
Friday, February 24, 2006
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Here's only the beginning of the list:
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.