Tactical Corsets!

I WANT ONE!

Beer & Porn

BEST HEADLINE TODAY

FDA warns of harmful nipple cream

HAPPY EARTH DAY!

Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer

REJOICE!

Anyone into BodMod?

No photos here, but be warned that this link has some very strange (and I am sure quite disturbing to some) photos about a lip and eyelid sewing ritual.

The Hawaii Chair

Yes, folks, it appears a new workout machine is on the market, but I bet cash that it was seen in porn movies about 2 days after the first infomercial aired.

Vodka! In A Stapler!

SCUBA CAT!

Read the story first!

Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the bills weren't representative of their actual usage, and no matter how they tried to conserve, the high bills continued.

Although they could see nothing wrong, they had everything checked for leaks or problems: first the water meter, then outdoor pipes, indoor pipes, underground pipes, faucets, toilets, washer, ice maker, etc. -- all to no avail.

One day Jim was sick and stayed home in bed, but kept hearing water running downstairs. He finally tore himself from his sick bed to investigate, and stumbled onto the cause of such high water bills. Apparently this was happening all day long when they were not at home. Knowing that few would believe him, he taped a segment of the 'problem' for posterity.

LINK FIXED!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA

Anonymous Postcards

Possibly NFSC. Some are very depressing. But I have to say I am impressed that they have the guts to write it in the first place.

CLICK THIS LINK!

Keep on clickin', baby!

How To Make A Shiny Ball of Mud

Good Decorating Circa 1970

No, it's not, it's totally evil.

Celebrities Without Makeup

Scary images - do not view in the dark!

Odd Watches

Fun With Fingers!

Theme Park of HORROR!

It's a theme park in Egypt. They are lucky it's in Egypt and not the US, because they would have been sued into oblivion and destroyed to put up a WalMart.

WE'RE DOOMED!!!

We here on the Atlantic coastline are all gonna die today, according to this guy who was psychically told that May 25, 2006, a meteor fragment will set off undersea volcanos and send a tsunami our way.

So if that happens, been nice knowing ya.

Sex Toy, Or Baby Toy?

Take the test. I scored ATROCIOUSLY on it, and I have a child.

Lindsay Lohan's Never-Changing Face

Click the pic and try not to be scared.

Thieves Took Her Head, Left Cash and Earrings Behind

This is WEIRD. No photo, thankfully.

A distraught Canadian family is offering a reward for the return of their mother's head, hacked from her body in a funeral home a year ago by thieves who left cash, and her earrings behind.

Canadian newspapers reported Thursday someone broke into a funeral parlor in Longueuil, Quebec in July last year, where the body of Cecile Lemay was awaiting burial.

The thief or thieves made off with the 68-year-old's head, but left her earrings and a cash charity donation behind.

Ron Mueck Sculptures

The naked woman isn't real, obviously, or she'd be a giantess. This artist is INCREDIBLE.

Katie Holmes - Yep, STILL Preggers

She scares me. Remember this montage of photos? She looked pregnant - REALLY pregnant - in OCTOBER last year.

Well take a gasp at these...





My favorite:



As always, from PITNB.

In Less Than 1 Month...

Okay, so this girl made this bet with this guy that he couldn't get 2,000,000 unique hits on his website by April 1, 2007, and that if he could, she would agree to a threesome with him and another girl.

He started the website on March 14, 2006.

Today, April 6, 2006... He won the bet.

Incredible Little Mech Sculpture

Compare How Tall You Are To Celebrities and Cewannabes

It's a little scary that Anna Nicole and I are the same height.

I'm also the same height as Brad Pitt, Brent Spiner, Carol Alt, Charles Bronson, Claudia Shiffer, Famke Janssen, James Belushi, Johnny Carson, Kirk Douglas, Kurt Russell, Lindsay Wagner, Paul McCartney, Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen, Tony Danza, and Tyra Banks.

PS: I had NO idea Leonardo DiCaprio was 6 feet tall. I always thought he was a short guy.

The F Word

Is this NSFC? Absofuckinlutely.

Stacked Can Art

OH. MY. GOD. KILL. ME. NOW.

DEDICATION HONORS NUDE BRITNEY SPEARS GIVING BIRTH
Pop-Star’s Pregnancy Idealized In Brooklyn ‘Monument to Pro-Life’

BROOKLYN (March 22, 2006) --- A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a ‘first’ for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the “ideal” model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.

Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears’ baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. “A superstar at Britney’s young age having a child is rare in today’s celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision,” said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla. The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee.

“Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva’s pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear’s ears with ‘water-retentive’ hands.

“Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the ‘right choice’,” said artist Daniel Edwards, recipient of a 2005 Bartlebooth award from London’s The Art Newspaper. “She was number one with Google last year, with good reason --- people are inspired by the beauty of a pregnant woman,” said Edwards.

Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video. The artist admits to using references that include the wax figure of a pole-dancing Britney at Las Vegas’ Madame Tussauds and ‘Britney wigs’ characterizing various hairstyles of the pop-princess from a Los Angeles hairstylist. And according to gallery co-director, David Kesting, the artist studied a bearskin rug from Canada “to convey the commemoration of the traditional bearskin rug baby picture.

An appropriate location for permanent installation of “Monument to Pro-Life” by Mother’s Day is being sought by the gallery.

“Monument to Pro-Life” is on view April 7th thru 23rd with a reception for the dedication April 7th from 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm at Capla Kesting Fine Art, 121 Roebling St., Brooklyn, NY. Gallery hours are 1:00 – 6:00 pm Thursday thru Sunday, or by appointment. The gallery can be reached at www.caplakesting.com or by phone at 646-932-5687.

50,000 Word Story - WITHOUT "E"s!

BEST BLONDE JOKE EVA!

I am STILL cracking up!

It's so damn funny! CHECK IT OUT. (Totally SFC)

Overloaded Vehicles

1. How did they actually strap all this down?
2. How can the truck even MOVE with all that stuff strapped down to it???

This House Looks COOL!

It's All Makeup

Fascinating what some fake lashes and paint will do to a face.

Porn From Greece

So, not so different than stuff that goes on today...

Skydive Record Achieved

Click the picture for the fullsize, here's the link to the article.

The Lobster... HAS FUR?

This photo released Tuesday March 7, 2006 by the IFREMER (French Research Institute for Exploitation of the Sea) shows a new crustacean, called 'Kiwi hirsuta'. The eyeless shellfish, about 15cm long was discovered in March 2005 during a diving mission led by American researcher Robert Vrijenhoek, of the MBARI Institut, Cal., in hydrothermal vents of the Pacific Antartic Ridge, south of Easter Island. (AP Photo/A Fifis; IFREMER)

30 Seconds of Hystericalness!

NSFC - This is FUNNY

This company makes sports bras - an honorable profession, but it seems that this company is banking on the internet to make their name well known. It's already worked, too, because I showed my friend and she bought a piece. Anywho, choose the level of activity and the size of the boobage, and get ready to see the results.

THIS IS RETARDED

That guy looks like he wants to kill himself and that woman looks stoned off her ass. If I ever see a couple wearing this atrocity, I vow to kill them. Painfully.

3D Images - Ahh The Porn Won't Be Far Behind

Build A Better Mousetrap!

WhollyLove

NSFCish - looks like Bible-thumpers got the clue that there's money to be made in sex shops! Of course they're from England, which is why they're so forward-thinking.

I AM IMPRESSED

Okay, so on our honeymoon we visit the Grand Canyon and I say "Yep, it's a big hole in the ground. Can we go now?"

This impressed the hell out of me.

Long Hair Photos

Website has a collection of photos of people with really long hair. I'd be jealous if it didn't look like such a pain in the ass to have to take care of.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Here's only the beginning of the list:

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.


• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.