Learn To Shuffle Poker Chips!

Shuffle like a pro with this step-by-step guide :)

Stop Smelling So Bad!

Apparently this eliminates most body odors and turns your bowel movements a pretty shade of green!

The Darth Side

The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster

Journal of Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith and Servant to His Supreme Excellency the Emperor Palpatine.

The Angriest Man In America

Do you really want to know who the Angriest Man in America is???

DeLay Sucks Off A Cuban

(Crossposted at MoxieGrrrl.com)



Yep, that really is Tom DeLay sucking a Cuban.

Oh the multitude of jokes running through my head right now.

How Lazy Do You Have To Be?

To find a crashed car and have it towed away, but not look and locate the dead teenage driver FIFTEEN FEET AWAY.

The kick in the balls? This kid's PARENTS found his body.

I hope those cops all get fired, and his parents SUE their asses. FUCKING MORONS.

He F*cked Ann Coulter In The Ass, Hard

WOAH, DUDE!

YOU MUST OWN THIS PIECE OF CRAP!

This is really for people who either treat their pets like children, or people who have nothing better to spend $130 on. Possibly both.



OR, better yet - go to this weirdo's site and have him put your pet's face in a military outfit! Only $19.95!

Make Your Own Coin Ring!

Lego Han!

MORONS

Austrian Houseware Chain Renames Tool Shed

Why?

Because they used the name of a concentration camp where 110,000 people died during WWII. You fucking morons.

Robert Downey Jr. On Drugs Again?

What a nice guy!

Actor Robert Downey Jr left presenter Lorraine Kelly lost for words by telling her: "Your tits look great!"

The former Hollywood bad boy had daytime viewers choking on their cornflakes when he made the remark on ITV1 show This Morning.

Kelly, wearing an orange cardigan and black camisole which revealed a hint of cleavage, was hosting the show in place of Fern Britton.

She welcomed Downey Jr to the show by telling him: "You look fantastic, you look really well."

The 40-year-old actor replied: "Thanks. I was going to say that your tits look great too!"

A clearly shocked Kelly, 45, said "Thank you, that's nice," as Downey Jr added: "Particularly today."

Kelly managed to say: "Oh good, well I'm glad I made you happy."

Gazing down at her cleavage and adjusting her top, she said: "I didn't realise they were so out."

A This Morning insider said: "Lorraine wasn't showing acres of cleavage so his comment was a little unexpected. She was a bit embarrassed but carried on with the interview like a pro."

Downey Jr, who earned an Oscar nomination for his role in Chaplin and won a Golden Globe for his guest spot in TV series Ally McBeal, is currently clean after a well-publicised battle against drug addiction which resulted in a spell in prison.

SONOFABITCH

Did you know that George W. Bush and John F. Kerry were first cousins, seven times removed?

Edmund Reade (1563-1623) married Elizabeth Cooke (before 1578 - about 1637). They had two daughters: Margaret (1598-1672) and Elizabeth (1615-1672). Margaret is a direct lineal ancestor of George W. Bush and Elizabeth is a direct lineal ancestor of John Forbes Kerry, Bush's opponent in the 2004 U.S. Presidental election. Bush and Kerry are first cousins, seven times removed.

I didn't know that.

I MUST OWN THIS

Nice Car, Dude

Cops are laughing their asses off every time they go to an accident scene where this guy's involved. Small NSFW pic.

NARC

Sweet!

They've come up with a game where you play an undercover drug cop and if you take the drugs you confiscate, it actually affects the gameplay to simulate the consequences of your actions.

I want to get all kindsa fucked up and see if other cops come to bust me ;)

Email Is Worse Than Pot!

Workers distracted by phone calls, e-mails and text messages suffer a greater loss of IQ than a person smoking marijuana, a British study shows.

BWAHAHAHA!

As Seen On TV - crossposted at MoxieGrrrl.com!

My awesome friend Chris from Grey Sky Films set me up with these spots. He SOOOOO rocks.



So for those of you interested in seeing the clips I have both Windows Media and QuickTime versions :)

I'm all hopped up on Percs, so I'll be back later when I am more coherent. Thanks for keeping the place tidy for me :)

A Very Special Office Space Reunion

Has it really been six and one-sixth years since Office Space introduced the world to TPS reports, “O faces” and flair? GIANT catches up with the movie’s five major players to explore its unlikely birth, untimely death and ultimate resurrection.

OMG, I LOVE THIS SITE!!!

Strider at Sound Destruction picked up on this website and it is AWESOME!!!



Fuck You And Your H2 - A site dedicated to posting photographs of people flipping off Hummers because they are the most ridiculous vehicles that ever became popular.

In fact, here's a photo of Strider :)

Sock Puppet Theater!

Once time, a had a few friends over for drinks. We're all pretty toasted, except for my friend Rich, who was DD that night. He entertained the drunks with a Sock Puppet History Lesson by acting out the Battle of Stalingrad. The man is a WWII expert, and his accents were spot on.

BTW, did you know that The Incredibles DVD has a spiffy little easter egg where the entire movie is done with sock puppets?

Fun With Pope Hats!

You know you want one.

Crossposted at MoxieGrrrl. ;p

YOU MUST WATCH THIS

Old Nintendo game themes sung a capella. Less that 5 minutes long and absolutely fantastic.

Some People Are FREAKS About Shoes

HAPPY 420!

Today is the 20th day of April. Sadly, it is also the birthday of Adolf Hitler and the anniversary of the Columbine shootings.

But that should not detract people from celebrating 4/20 in their own special way! Especially at 4:20am or 4:20pm.

What's 420 really mean?

Well, if you have to ask, you probably won't be too interested, but here is a website to help you out.

Additionally, I wrote a very special article when I was observing friends and neighbors. *COUGH, HACK* Oooh, sorry... frog in my throat.

Hate Britney?

Courtesy of Sound Destruction, I bring you a simple yet satisfying way to work out your disgust of Britney Spears!

Zombie Infection Simulation v2.3

Ever wonder what hours and hours of geekdom gets you?

It gets you the Zombie Infection Simulation v2.3

It will also get you The Incredible Zombie Machine v1.0b and Hardcorepawn's nuke-dropping version.

ZOMBIES ARE EVUL!

Spamusement!

This guy takes the subject lines of spam and creates badly drawn cartoons based on them.

Example: I was always embarrassed, but not now

Do You Speak teh n00bish?

Do you understand the following?

stFU /\/\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

If you do, then you will find this Comprehensive Guide to Noobs absolutely hysterical! If you don't, then you can learn something new ;)

And, of course, if you find n00bspeak funny, this online comic will crack you up too.

What If God Smoked Cannabis?

Probably not a good place to visit without headphones.

Feeling a Little... Small?

Then this just might be for you!



If you don't pack a punch in the pants, check this out.

Look At All My Names!

Your Japanese Name Is...

Kaori Hirohata

What's your Japanese Name?

Your Irish Name Is...

Caitlin McLoughlin

What's your Irish Name?

Your Hippie Chick Name is: Morning

Get your own Hippie Chick Name

I Hope This Doesn't Take Over MoxieGrrrl.com!

I'm sure once I purge all those nasty little sites out of my bookmarks, it will slow down a bit, but for now, let the sickness continue ;p

"Reefer Madness: The Musical!" - A six-foot hookah sits in the middle of the room, a remnant of an orgy a few days before... (Damn, where the hell are THOSE pot parties???)

Do you like pussies? Then go here for all the pussies you could possibly want to see and here for pussies in reclined positions. BTW, totally SFW.

I just LOOOOVE John Coltrane... I used Giant Steps as one of my ring tones. Now check this out...

How many Star Wars knockoffs do you think exist out there?

Did you every want to tell someone EXACTLY what you thought of them? Try this. If that's not quite as obvious, you can try these to tell them WHY.

GAYEST TATTOO EVER.

No, I mean it. It is REALLY the gayest tattoo ever. Let me tell you how you will react...

First you will think "Yeah, that IS pretty gay..."

Then you will think, "... WOAH. Yep, that IS the gayest tattoo ever."

It's NSFW, so check it out in private or when no one's looking.

Here are some doozies for ya!

Getting to the bottom of an unwholesome obsession - As if you have nothing else to be concerned about but whether your anus is darker than the surrounding skin... People are fucking retarded.

The Viagra Challenge - This man decided to road test the three big erection pills, and using young, attractive hookers would be too easy...

FemDefence - An imaginary, yet still frightening, device that could be used to stop any would-be rapist from ever even thinking about it again.

Erwin Olaf, Royal Blood - This series of photographs is absolutely stunning, and yet also macabre. I love it!

Oh Yeah! And props to New Jersey's Great Adventure (a.k.a. Six Flags) for now possessing the tallest, fastest roller coaster, Kingda Ka! WOOT! I am so there this summer.

I got nothin'...

On a whim, I decided to start this blog so I have a place to dump any cool, funny, odd, or horribly offensive links that just don't seem right on MoxieGrrrl.com. Dontcha worry, I'll be putting lots o' crap here for your entertainment :)